DOES TUMBLR REALLY THINK THAT WE, A MAGNIFICENT ALICORN SUCH AS US, WOULD STOOP SO LOW AS TO PAY ATTENTION TO SUCH A PLEBEIAN FILTHY THING?

NEIGH, WE ARE MUCH TO BUSY BEING PAMPERED DOING BUSY ROYAL DUTIES.

THIS WILL DISTRACT YOU WHILE I AVOID DOING ANYTHING.

What do you mean i should stop hoarding all these  old questions? I wouldn’t have any questions if i stopped hoarding them!

I don’t like this new Anon, he sends even weirder stuff into my inbox than the old one.

TUMBLR SENT ME AN E-MAIL SAYING THAT I HAVE HAD THIS BLOG FOR TWO YEARS

HOLY CRAP, I DIDN’T NOTICE IT HAD BEEN SO LONG. OH WAIT, I AM TALKING TO NOBODY BECAUSE MY LACK OF UPDATES HAVE PROBABLY CAUSED EVERYONE TO LEAVE. I KEEP FORGETTING TO USE THE ROYAL WE WHEN TYPING DOWN THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE, BUT THAT’S OKAY, BECAUSE BEING ROYALTY SUCKS.

WE, AS IN THE ROYAL “WE” WHICH MEANS JUST ME, WILL UPDATE WITH AMAZING ADVENTURES AND JUNK SOON ENOUGH. I JUST NEEDED TO TEND TO THE ROYALEST OF DUTIES FOR A WHILE THERE.

((OOC: What? You mean you had forgotten about me? But i never forgot about you!))

From this moment on, this is the Scootalicorn blog of your Royal Highness, Mistress of all that is awesome and Goddess of Speed, Princess Scootaloo.
You may call her Royal Highness, Mistress of all that is awesome and Goddess of Speed, Princess Scootaloo. Shortening it for any reason is strictly forbidden and punishable with one million years dungeon.
She didn’t ask for this.

From this moment on, this is the Scootalicorn blog of your Royal Highness, Mistress of all that is awesome and Goddess of Speed, Princess Scootaloo.


You may call her Royal Highness, Mistress of all that is awesome and Goddess of Speed, Princess Scootaloo. Shortening it for any reason is strictly forbidden and punishable with one million years dungeon.

She didn’t ask for this.

IF YOU HAD 2 TICKETS TO THE WONDERBOLTS SHOW, WOULD YOU TAKE SWEETIE OR APPLEBLOOM?
Anonymous

That one is easy! RAINBOW DASH!

Every time is see the words Rainbow Scoots, I instantly think Rainbow Factory.

Some ponies have brain damage, and you can’t help them. It’s very sad.

Following this post, the artist proceeded to strike a heroic pose as the Final Fantasy victory theme played in the background.